Badtux the Snarky Penguin. In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin. Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped. ...

For your enjoyment, sung to the tune of "Oh Tannenbaum," I present to you: my ode to the mucus plug. Yes, I really composed a song about it. (I totally forgot about the mucus plug until this weekend and then I was dying laughing in the ...